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Shrek and Fiona have a problem, Fiona's father, the frog King of Far Far Away, has passed away and now it's up to Shrek to take the crown. But Shrek is too scared to step up and looks to the next man in line, well, actually a teenage, Arthur. Shrek, Puss, and Donkey go to find Artie, but there is one more problem going on, Prince Charming wants his kingdom of Far Far Away back like it was promised to him and he will go through anything to get it back. Fionna and the other princesses are kidnapped while Shrek's life is in danger and they must all pull together to save him in time for Arthur to take over the kingdom.

Shrek the Third has great jokes, terrific animation, and lovable characters, especially the character, Merlin, he was just a terrific spoof. But the characters seemed to be lacking the same chemistry as they did in the first two films. I would recommend Shrek the Third, it's a good movie for the family and for a summer movie, because I do guarantee a fun time.

I don't know if everyone will agree, but so far I know a few people know that there is something lacking from the world of Shrek. FAQ 1. Is "Shrek the Third" based on a book? Details Edit. Release date May 18, United States.

United States. Official Facebook. Shrek 3. Box office Edit. Technical specs Edit. Runtime 1 hour 33 minutes. Related news. Jan 1 MovieWeb. Contribute to this page Suggest an edit or add missing content. Top Gap. What was the official certification given to Shrek the Third in Mexico? Ellisof 2 points. Shrekenjoyer 1 point. Matthew, you weren't ready for what He had to offer you, but soon enough you shall bath in His glory and prosper like the rest of Us.

We hope you find the proper path to Enlightenment. May Shrek bless you Matthew. Shrek bless you, Matthew. May you someday find the error in your ways and return to Him. He is always ready to embrace His children with open arms. SubmissiveShrekFan 0 point.

Matthew that just means it needs to create files on your PC, a lot of games do this. My guess is you are getting paranoid that it is a virus. In which case, it's not. With his final few breaths, the king tells Shrek that there is one other heir who can become the new King of Far Far Away: his nephew, Arthur Pendragon Justin Timberlake.

As they're sailing off, Fiona runs to the dock and announces to Shrek that she is pregnant and he is going to be a father. Shocked, Shrek begins to have nightmares about his future children on the journey to find Arthur. The trio's journey soon leads them to Worcestershire Academy, an elite boarding school, where they discover that Arthur "Artie", as he prefers to be called is a scrawny year old underachiever picked on by virtually everyone, from the cool kids down to the retainer-wearing Dungeons and Dragons geeks.

Far removed from the courageous legend his name evokes, Artie stands literally at the bottom of the high school food chain. Encouraged by his new title, Artie then delivers a heartfelt speech, berating all the high school students particularly Lancelot and the jousting team , and professing his undying love to Guinevere, but Shrek stops him, stating, "You just overdid it.

Panicked, Artie tries to take control of the ship and ends up crashing it on an island where they meet Artie's retired wizard teacher, Mr.

Merlin Eric Idle. Although they initially despise Charming, he persuades them to join him in a fight for their "happily ever after". The villains feel their side of the story has never been told and now is the time to do it. Charming and the other villains invade Far Far Away and attack the palace , disrupting Fiona's celebrating of becoming a mother. They learn that she is in love with Charming, who plans to make her his queen once he claims the throne.

Captain Hook and some of his pirates track Shrek and company to Merlin's island, where they attempt to capture Shrek and kill the others.

Shrek and Artie tag-team them effectively, however, and send the villains running, but not before Hook mentions Charming and the takeover of Far Far Away. Concerned for his wife and his future children, Shrek urges Artie to return to the safety of Worcestershire; Artie, however, has other ideas.

He cons Merlin into coming out of retirement long enough to use his magic and send them all back to Far Far Away; the spell works, but accidentally causes Puss and Donkey to switch bodies because they were touching each other. They find that Charming is bent on revenge against Shrek for "stealing" his "happily ever after," and plans to kill Shrek in a play later that night.

Prince Charming: "Why they call you an ugly step-sister, I'll never know. Wav 50k Mp3 99k Ogg 93k Share this clip Share this clip as a link.

Princess Fiona: "A couple more days, and we'll be back home in our vermin filled shack, strewn with fungus, filled with the rotting stench of mud and neglect. Wav 58k Mp3 k Ogg k Share this clip Share this clip as a link. Cheerleader: "This is like totally embarrassing, but my friend Tiffany thinkest thou vexes her so soothly, and she thought perchance thou would want to ask her to the homecoming dance or something.

She's just totally into college guys and mythical creatures and stuff. Wav 38k Mp3 76k Ogg 73k Share this clip Share this clip as a link. Ugly Step Sister: "What do you want, Charming? Just a chance at redemption, and a fuzzy navel.

Wav 44k Mp3 89k Ogg 86k Share this clip Share this clip as a link. Donkey: "I'm already feeling nauseas of memories of wedgies and swirlies! Merlin: "Greetings cosmic children of the universe!

Welcome to my serenity circle! Please leave any bad vibes outside the healing vortex. And now prepare Prince Charming: "So tell me puppet, where is Shrek? I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably Related Sound Clips.

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